Thursday, August 30

The Irony of Life

MSN symbols… It is NOT ART in fact it is one of the most annoying things in the world, Honestly who believes that a small icon of a thumbs up can replace a real thumbs up, if you want to give someone the thumbs up then go and visit them in person.

Personally in person is 100 times better then just using an icon, which can be considered cliché, and for some people can be the ultimate decision to whether they like you or not. I Hate people that use them, any of those symbols really. Especially those who make up there own symbols, and then upload them to use in there conversations… with the flashing and the colours! Honestly don’t waste my eye sight on those ridiculous things. Words with multiple letters are much much better then those with letters and numbers… seriously I H8 those things? << style="">

There are hundreds of stupid people in the world… and right now I am going to quote one of my favourite people, Will Anderson:

“But without a doubt my absolute, absolute favourite was the mattress that came with the warning ‘Do not attempt to swallow.’… Now this warning disturbs and amuses me for a couple of reasons. First, it is so random that you know the only reason it is there is because someone has tried. Secondly, how stoned do you have to be before you try and eat a mattress?” (Survival of the dumbest, pg 5)

I have to agree? Why on earth would anyone eat a mattress? It just proves my theory that there are stupid people in the world, and most likely the only reason that they are here is so that they can stick there fingers in the power sockets to test the electrical current.

This reminds me of small children who still stick there fingers and other bodily parts into places that they have previously been warned not to. Many parents do try and warn there kids to do things, it’s just that these days children have there own minds up about what they want to be from such a young age that they just can’t help but do it. “Mum today I want to be a toilet cleaner” so what do they do? They stick their head down the dunny… just make sure you don’t flush while there down there, even if it is amusing.

Though you must admit that there are parents that really shouldn’t be allowed to breed and spread the infectious ‘stupid people disease’. If we cut out a whole section of society then there would probably be nobody left in the world. Poor parental behavior brings me to another quote, this time from friends:

“Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" or er.. "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!" Huh!” (The one with the boob job)

Why is this such a big deal? So what if a couple of kiddies get electrocuted… It’s not the end of the world; in fact it may actually save man-kind, by eradicating all the useless people in the human race. That way those who can think, and don’t need warning labels to survive, can strive and continue to dominant earth.

I probably should end this here, seeing how I may ramble on and on and therefore completely ignoring the warnings on my laptop that I should ‘take a break every 15 minutes’. If I had an office job, I’d use that as an excuse for a break, “Sorry my laptop is telling me I need to take a break.” Really I do love these warnings… maybe stupid people have something going for them after all?

Labels: MSN, people, society, stupid, warnings, words