Friday, October 12
The Worst Piece of Writing Ever
Honestly some people are stupid. Who criticises someone’s spelling and grammar on Youtube? A couple of days ago someone left a comment about a comment I left on someone’s video. I didn’t really mind, in fact I honestly couldn’t care less about what they thought of how I spelt, considering I’m not in America and therefore spell in a way that seems mostly normal to me. The only problem I had with it was the fact that they left it on my comment, when clearly there were hundreds on the same post that had worse grammar then me. Labels: advertise, awful, criticise, golfballs, grammar, ridiculous, spelling, stocktake, youtube
I’m the first to admit that yes my grammar isn’t perfect, and sometimes I do make spelling mistakes, but to pick on me when someone has left a comment saying
“What the hell is urrrr? When you making that face with the urrrr it looked like you where getting it up the ass. No i'm not gay but if i was gay i wounld'nt fack someone has ugly as you. loser for life.”
Which actually leads me to believe that it is a joke, still its disheartening especially at the moment, as I’m not as happy as normal.
What I really wanted to talk about today is advertising. Is it just me or do the slogans and eye catchers keep getting worse? Over the last two days we have been having stocktake at the place where I work. Yesterday I was scanning boxes of gold balls and I couldn’t help but notice the various labels that companies stick on the side of the box to help it sell. Possibly my favourite was “Roar [a brand of golfballs], the power of a lion” I’d love to see a golf ball as powerful as a lion. In fact maybe I’d use it to replace the horse power my cars got.
I would love to join the world of advertising, if only to get an insiders view on the creation of ridiculous slogans.
I was meant to post this yesterday, but then I forgot to. I’ve been thinking that I probably should do a photo shoot sometime soon, so I’ve been brainstorming some ideas. The best one so far is retro, I think its going to be a very retro summer. Reading back over this, I’ve realised it is the worst piece of writing ever. I’m sorry.
Please don’t criticise, I already know how awful it is. Add your own points of view, or even suggest new topics that I could probably write better then this, as this is dreadful. In fact I can’t get over how absolutely awful this is. Please don’t read it, well it’s a bit late to say that now.
Goodnight.